reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
Electric Feel - MGMT
All along the western front
People line up to receive
She got the power in her hand
To shock you like you won’t believe
Saw her in the amazon
With the voltage running through her skin
Standing there with nothing on
She gonna teach me how to swim
Twitcam - Harry singing to Louis
I really like Harry Styles: the way he treats women.
A lot of the time, the way it’s portrayed is that I only see women in a sexual way. But I grew up with just my mum and sister, so I respect women a lot.
#i hear the criticism a lot that harry’s just playing to the cameras #or he’s media trained #or he’s saying what he thinks people want to hear #and while i personally disagree with most of that #at the end of the day i really don’t even fucking care if he means it #i care that he DOES it #i care that he refuses to engage with the premise of those questions #i care that he says the word objectify in an angry way #i care that he’s not another in a long line of male celebrities that goes along with the bullshit #that further underscores to young women that they are a commodity #that they are ornamental #that they are scores on a card #young girls who are watching this don’t know the difference between media savvy and actual humanity #it doesn’t fucking matter to them #it matters that harry styles says that women are not games #it matters that he doesn’t talk about tits and arse #one direction is where it is because of young women #and harry seems to get that #whether or not his interview answers are tongue in cheek doesn’t fucking matter at all #at the end of the day you hear what he’s saying #it matters to the kids watching this #and to the rest of us too (x)
You’ve stayed very grounded, haven’t you? Thank you. How? 'Cause they haven't paid me yet, that's why. I'm just kidding.